It's not worth any money. It's too crappy to donate. I don't want it, but I can't bear to part with it.
Into a decorated trashcan, I tossed items from my life that I wanted to get rid of, but couldn't bear throwing away. The items were not worth money and they weren’t worth donating (old nail polish, darned socks, used colored pencils). Inviting the audience to pilfer through the trash, I described the items while dancing to music and lights supplied by a DJ.